Whew! Three bottles of water, thirty minutes, and my mouth is still burning. Without a doubt the best hemorrhoids I’ve ever tasted.
A combination of two of my favorite things in life, heat and jerky, Satan’s Flaming Hemorrhoids is a perfect blend of both. It’s so good in fact, that while your mouth is melting from the heat, you are still piling jerky into it because the stuff is so damn tasty.
With the first bite, you are hit with a more traditional jerky taste, mild spice, a nice hint of sweetness. The consistency is perfect, not too chewy and not too tough, but just right. As the sweetness spreads through your mouth with the first couple chomps, the burn starts to set in, and there’s no going back from there. As the heat starts to rise, it’s time to swallow, and that’s when it really kicks in! It’s not a bad idea to have some liquid refreshments handy.
A diabolical blend of Ghost Peppers, Powdered Trinidad Scorpion, Trinidad Scorpion purée, and a secret weaponized hot sauce we like to call “Preparation-S”
After the pain has subsided, it’s really hard not to want more. It’s really that good! Now how this is going to affect me tomorrow, that I’m not sure of. If I make it that far I’ll let you know in the comments.
From The Jerky Connection:
For those of you requesting a beef jerky joke label…we are glad to oblige. This beef jerky is no joke though… If it is hot enough to make the dark lord uncomfortable, imagine what this beef jerky is going to do to your taste buds. Sweet and savory and devilishly hot, this beef jerky is made with a diabolical blend of Ghost Peppers, Powdered Trinidad Scorpion, Trinidad Scorpion purée, and a secret weaponized hot sauce we like to call “Preparation-S”. The genius of this beef jerky is that the flavor comes first, then the heat catches up.
It’s not every day that you stroll into the office and are greeted with a fiery bag of Satan’s Hemorrhoids. If that situation ever arises, accept the gift, and indulge in this perfect blend of heat and sweet from The Jerky Connection. Plus, it’s really fun to be able to say, “Hey, do you want to try some of Satan’s Flaming Hemorrhoids? They’re delicious!”.
Wanna give them a try? Buy Satan’s Flaming Hemorrhoids here.
Have you tried them? Let me know what you think in the comments below!